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In furtherance of this site’s support for British science and technology, Chuck Dixon sat down for a conversation with EnglishLads’ own photographer-in-chief, Dr. Nick.

Chuck: Nick, we’ve come to you as EnglishLads’ resident expert. Just to give our readers an idea, how many ejaculations have you filmed over the last few years?

Dr. Nick: God, Chuck, I haven’t added them up, and anyway, each guy is special in his own way. But to give a rough calculation, having filmed about 3 shoots a week, 2 cum a shoot, for 8 years, over 2500. Oh, and that doesn’t include the duos, so what, does it make it something like 3000?

Chuck: That’s a hell of a lot of spunk. What are the particular challenges you have as a photographer in capturing all that splooze on film?

Dr. Nick: Well, cum travels at around 28 mph when it leaves the cock head, so even with the super fast shutter speeds cameras we have today, catching the shower just as it leaves the knob sometimes is more a matter of luck than skill. Some of the guys are worked up enough, too, when they come in and don’t give much of a warning – not that I’m not watching pretty damned close.

Chuck: Do you ask the guys to hold off before they do a film shoot?

Dr. Nick: Yeah, I ask them not to cum for a few days before the shoot so they’ve got that edginess. Quite a few have said that it’s a real problem, not just that they get incredibly spiky, but their girlfriends begin to ask why they haven’t screwed them every day like usual.

Chuck: Do you think that having a guy hold off for a while increases the amount of jizz he shoots?

Dr. Nick: I know it does. Hell, their nuts are working overtime at that age anyway. They say that the average guys shoots about 1-2 teaspoons of ball-juice each time, but I’d say our guys are way above average on that score.

Chuck: Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty, then. Were there any particular models that stood out in the spunk volume department?

Dr. Nick: God, yes, check out James Nichols, Andy Lee and Callum Stuart on the site. Well worth seeing, purely as a matter of scientific research, of course.

Chuck: So, how much volume-wise does the average guy shoot over a lifetime?
Dr. Nick: I understand that guys will shoot something like 14 gallons, enough to fill a petrol tank. I’d say those guys, however, would easily fill a petrol tanker.


Chuck: Well, many thanks for answering our questions. I hope we can come back to you another time for your expert views.

Dr. Nick: Anytime. Glad to help.